when in doubt...act like you have to pee

The other day i was driving home from work, jamming out to some Hall & Oates and minding my own business and i see a cop about 50 feet in front of me. I was going 40 in a 25, and in all honesty i knew i was hosed. So i start to slow down because i know that i'm already doomed and i pull over as i see his 'sucka- you just got pulled over' lights.

All i could think is that there's no way i have money right now to pay for a ticket...and then i started to think 'how can i get out of this.' So i start frantically doing the pee leg jiggle.

The officer then walks up to my window.

M'am do you know why i'm pulling you over?

yes, i was speeding way to fast. Here's my driver's license, and registration, i apoligize because i don't have my insurance card with me. I was out of the country for about a month and i completely forgot to put it in my car when i got it. I just really have to go to the bathroom

ok-he looked kind of boggled.

So as he's walking back to my car i'm thinking that there's no way out of this ticket i was going WAY to fast.

So M'am, i'm going to let you go with just a warning. Now...how far along are you?

I'm 6 months...

Ok M'am now just know that speeding doesn't just put you at risk, it's harmful to the baby too.

I understand completely, I just am about to pee my pants, i know that's not an excuse.

At this point i surprisingly had real tears welling up in my eyes. I'm not sure if it was because i was actually pulling this off or what.

So, moral of the story is...when you're pregnant people take pity on you and let you get away with stuff you know you shouldn't get away with.